Confidence song: It’s Raining Men, The Weather Girls
By: Ada Eez, an Aedes mosquito
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of my fellow Aedes Ladies and other mosquito gals!
I hope that you’ve let all of my #NationalFlirtingWeek tips take flight because love isn’t the only thing in the air today and, “for the first time in history, it's gonna start raining [males]!”
Since no one puts an Aedes in a corner, it’s up to us ladies to find our love bugs before our bite-sized lifespan runs out. We are the most aggressive biters, after all, and those mosquito males don’t have to be our only valentine …
I suggest grabbing a drink from one of those, “tall, blonde, dark and lean, rough and tough and strong and mean” humans in the San Gabriel Valley.
Make sure you haven’t missed “[Aedes] ladies Celebrating [Aedes] Ladies”
Ghostwritten by: Ally Gaspar, Outreach Assistant